December 2011
collegehumor:
Hipster Superheroes - Best of 2011
Saving the world is so mainstream now
welcometwomylife asked: You're a whore.
Anonymous asked: so... you met a girl and that day she slept with you?
You're watching The Family Learning Channel...
…and now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples!
So yesterday I met this girl...
…and let me tell you. Everything about her, just…wow. Her eyes. Her smile. Her laugh. Everything was so perfect. Within five minutes of even talking to this girl in the food court my heart melted. We wandered around the mall for hours talking about anything and everything. She loves punk rock, star wars, and peter pan. We grew tired of walking aimlessly around the mall so we decided to...
How to be Batman (seriously) →
wastedyouthcreww:
liquidmeth:
whateven.
(via blanklove)
always reblog
Catalyst, you insist to pull me down...
…you contradict the fact that you still want me around.
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
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Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave.
Just because you're young doesn't mean you have to...